kristin has been a bad kristin
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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