there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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