he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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