I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I CAN MOONWALK!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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