how do flat chested girls get laid?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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