dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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