Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
