Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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