Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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