I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Everyone says I win the strip club
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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