so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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