I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This is the high leading the old right now
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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