Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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