all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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