you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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