HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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