Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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