Where is the hickey?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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