worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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