Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Is Oprah even human
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
