Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Also, beer. Big fan.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
