it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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