He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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