We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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