I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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