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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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