Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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