We just shotgunned beers for America
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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