I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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