Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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