I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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