His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
there is puke in my bra ... again
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