Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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