dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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