is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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