I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Randomize
