I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I will die if light touches me.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I still have a little drunk in my system
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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