thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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