i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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