I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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