You really coming over, don't trick.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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