I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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