you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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