Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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