I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
