it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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