So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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