And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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