he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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