We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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